Saturday, 24 September 2011

Hello, I'm Twig

Ach well, here I am, at last. I have been meaning to set up this blog for a while and now i've done it, Yay for fulfilment!

I'm Twig:























What to say.. I feel oddly pressured to make a good impression..? I should probably say as the Blog title suggests, that i'm a 20 something University graduate (2009), hence the pessimism. Born into a world of shite after University, that probably is a little dramatic but no jobs, no money, no money, no car, no money,  no smoking in pubs, no facial hair and no opportunities for nepotism! Topped off with the realisation that i'm probably going to die before I reach retirement age, which is actually, thinking about it, quite a positive, like an undigested berry in the poop.

BUT! April 21st 2010 I landed my first 'proper' job. Daytime TV and masturbation were no more! Well, less anyway...  After 6 months on the Bank of Mum and Dad I had made an independent man of myself; apart from the fact that I will never be able to afford a house of my own and will be living with Mum, Dad and my Girlfriend for the forseeable half century, I was INDEPENDENT! 

17 months or so have now passed since my liberation and i've not got a great deal to show for it unless you read my CV or take my blood pressure. Although I did treat myself to a 27" iMac.

The iMac: 
























So this is my whirlwind introduction all about moi. I intend to use and develop my blog for reflective and therapeutic reasons; a blade to slash at the mocking face of life, a wet dap to tan the hide of reality! I hope you can concur but i'm not really that bothered if you don't. 

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